No, that is not a typo!
Yes, we are selling Delta 9 THC Gummies.
And YES they are fully legal!
If you are thinking you just woke up in an alternate world, we understand. Sometimes it appears as if we live in a crazy world and this may well be one of those classic moments. Actually, no new laws have been formed nor has any old legislation been modified. But we have figured out how to bring you Delta 9 THC edibles that are entirely legal and very effective (plus tasty!).
HOW DELTA 9 THC CAN BE LEGAL
Here’s a short overview of how it all works. According to the terms of the 2018 Farm Bill (which legalized and protected the hemp plant, acknowledging its medical benefits by virtue of the passage of this bill), a hemp plant is simply a cannabis plant that has been properly cultivated to produce a Delta 9 THC level of 0.3% or less.
So how can we infuse 10mg of Delta 9 THC into a gummy and keep it legal?
It’s purely a numbers game which we know how to play quite well! With modern processes, it’s a simple and practical process to extract cannabinoids from hemp plant materials. While it’s a fairly small amount, a 0.3% Delta 9 THC content level can add up to quite a bit if the final product weighs enough.
For instance, if a Delta 9 THC gummy weighs five grams, it can legally contain a full 15mg of Delta 9 THC extracted from a hemp plant. Here’s the math that proves its legality:
- A 5-gram gummy weighs 5000mg
- 0.3% of 5000mg = 15mg
Just to make sure we do not exceed that 0.3% threshold, we load our 5-gram gummies with 10mg of Delta 9 THC Gummies along with an extra 15mg of CBD*. All of that Delta 9 THC was extracted from organic hemp plants grown on our farm, so these edibles are not only delicious and effective but they are 100% legal!
MORE THAN LEGAL… DELICIOUSLY POTENT TOO!
At Fern Valley Farms, we not only know how to play the numbers game; we also play a mean game of quality when it comes to our products!
Consequently, it wasn’t enough that we tweaked the numbers to deliver you legal Delta 9 THC; it was just as important that the remaining contents in these amazing Delta 9 Gummies be of the highest possible quality.
Yet, even putting the finest quality ingredients in front of you was still not enough, so we upped our game once more by adding a fast-acting feature that delivers cannabinoids and effects to you faster than ever! We are employing a new technology that converts typical fat-soluble drugs into water-soluble treatments, resulting in increased absorption and bioavailability rates. This means you will feel the effects in minutes instead of waiting as long as an hour to enjoy results.
Finally, you will find these all-natural flavors of Kiwi, Mango, Pink Lemonade, and Pomegranate to deliver amazing tastes along with fantastic effects! The greatest challenge you may face is deciding which flavor to enjoy during each session because it is likely that just one gummy will easily deliver the goods you are seeking!
What has not changed are the vegan ingredients and the psychotropic effects that make these gummies some of the best in the marketplace today. As always, we strive to keep our list of ingredients to a minimum while still delivering quality edible products designed to please the palate and inspire the imagination. With 10mg of Delta 9 THC PLUS 15mg of CBD* per gummy, both body and mind will gain wonderful effects and benefits!
*MORE CBD THAN EXPECTED!!!
An inspection of our lab reports exposed a major manufacturing mishap during the production of these gummies. While our intention was to deliver 10mg of Delta 9 THC with 15mg of CBD, something went awry; instead of 15mg, these gummies registered at over 60mg of CBD per gummy!
Our goof is your gain though! If you love CBD (very likely, since you are here!), an extra dose is often appreciated. Another side benefit of such an excess of CBD is the likelihood of the Delta 9 THC overwhelming you is greatly reduced since CBD is famous for helping to tone down the psychotropic effects of THC!
(We also learned NOT to print out labels until our lab reports verify the numbers we display!)
So if you were wondering why our labels didn’t match our lab reports, now you know!
IMPORTANT NOTES: Unlike CBD and other popular cannabinoids (such as CBG and CBN), Delta 9 Gummies contain Delta 9 tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) and can trigger psychoactive effects.
If this is your first time consuming a Delta 9 THC edible product, we urge you to exercise extreme caution, beginning with just one gummy and waiting at least 2 hours (preferably 4 hours) before taking more. If you have just consumed a Delta 9 THC gummy, we also recommend that you do not smoke or otherwise consume any other Delta 9 THC products during that same initial 2-hour waiting period.
Remember, you can always eat more but you cannot “un-eat” gummies you already gobbled down. As always, we urge you to start low and go slow as you become familiar with these delicious yet potent gummies!
DAY OR NIGHT
Ultimately, these Delta 9 Gummies are ideal for any time of day or night; however, because a first-time consumer will experience psychotropic effects that are new and unfamiliar, we urge all customers to initially try this product at home, preferably in the evening. This way, if the dosage seems too much, a calm evening in a familiar and comfortable atmosphere can go far in countering or managing unexpected psychoactive effects. This precaution also applies to consumers who have tried Delta 9 edible products from other vendors; please treat our product as new, since each manufacturer has different quality standards concerning both cannabinoid content and the purity of other ingredients in the product.
One yummy gummy is intended to aid the consumer in gaining some physical relief while also experiencing a higher clarity and intensified focus. However, as each person is unique, so too will their Delta 9 THC experience vary; as with all new experiences, no one knows what to expect, but after a few sessions most consumers determine the appropriate amount for their current needs or situation.
INGREDIENTS, TASTE, AND CONSISTENCY
We are excited to have come up with a formula that adheres to vegan standards, which means nearly every adult can enjoy and benefit from these quality Delta 9 THC edibles.
Here is a complete ingredient list for your perusal and approval:
- Light Corn Syrup – contributes a mild sweetness to the gummies
- Water – there is nothing purer than good old H2O
- Pectin Blend – the perfect vegan alternative to gelatin, this natural fiber found in fruits is an ideal plant-based thickener for making vegan gummies
- All-Natural Flavoring and Coloring – each package contains the following four assorted flavors:
- Kiwi (green) – loaded with Vitamin C and dietary fibers, kiwis support digestive health, heart health, and immunity
- Mango (dark orange) – excellent magnesium and potassium source, mangos can lower blood pressure and regulate pulses
- Pink Lemonade (pink) – you will find lots of vitamin C and soluble fibers in lemons, which also aid digestion and promote hydration
- Pomegranate (orange) – pomegranates can aid in immunity, combat Type-2 diabetes, manage blood pressure, and facilitate better digestion
- Citric Acid – this tart acid naturally occurs in citrus fruits and helps sharpen and emphasize existing flavors included in the recipe
- Sugar – each gummy is lightly rolled in sugar granules to avoid them sticking together
- Hemp-Derived Cannabinoids – in this case, 10mg of Delta 9 THC and 15mg of CBD*
Each gummy contains only 10 calories and 2 grams of sugar yet is rich in flavor. Not only will you get a wonderful and fast psychotropic effect from just one gummy but the sweet aftertaste will linger for a delightful stretch of time.
LEARN MORE ABOUT DELTA 9 THC
The above information offers you a general explanation of Delta 9 THC, how to use it, and how it may affect you.
TIPS FOR AN OPTIMAL DELTA 9 GUMMY EXPERIENCE
You can learn a few tricks which will help you get the most from your Delta 9 Gummy experience, both for the first time and any future sessions you plan.
One advantage to our latest gummies is that they are fast-acting. This means that, unlike most Delta 9 THC gummies, this product delivers the compound to your endocannabinoid system faster. This results in the effects also being triggered quicker which lets you know quite soon how strongly a gummy will affect you.
Even though these special fasting-acting gummies deliver results quickly, you can further improve the overall absorption and bioavailability rate of the Delta 9 THC cannabinoid through specific dietary practices. In particular, eating foods rich in fatty acids prior to consuming Delta 9 Gummies will help increase the absorption and bioavailability rate of the cannabinoids consumed by stimulating bile acid release (one study estimates that fatty acids may quadruple the absorption rate). Fortunately, there are plenty of healthy foods offering fatty acids as a benefit, including:
- Brussels Sprouts
- Canola Oil
- Chia Seeds
- Flaxseed Oil
- Hemp Seeds
- Soybean Oil
The above list could also serve as a healthy salad, for those consumers desiring an improved dietary intake. After such a meal rich in fatty acids, a Delta 9 Gummy is a fitting dessert that will be delivered more effectively courtesy of that salad (or another dish with similar healthy ingredients).
Finally, during hot seasons, if your package of Delta 9 Gummies feels warm and soft upon arrival, we advise you to let them naturally cool back to room temperature before opening the package. Alternatively, you can place them in the fridge for about 30 minutes, after which they should be sufficiently cooled to return to their original condition as slightly firm cubes that are soft to the touch.
WHAT TO DO WHEN IT’S TOO OPTIMAL
Okay, you have an excellent list of tips and tools to optimize your Delta 9 THC experience. So what do you do if you optimized your Delta 9 THC delivery so effectively that you are feeling overwhelmed?
When wanting to back down a bit from an overly strong dosage of Delta 9 THC, try one or more of these tricks and you will probably feel back in control soon:
- Breathing – nothing helps like controlled breathing in a quiet dark space
- CBD – of course, another cannabinoid can come to the rescue… and it’s CBD!
- Furry Friends – cats and dogs can show their superiority by offering needed comfort
- Hydrate – drinks lots of water and avoid alcohol (which dehydrates you)
- Lemon Juice – the limonene terpene in lemon juice can counter the jitters
- Pine Nuts – rich with the pinene terpene, known for its calming properties
- Talk – just talking with a friend can take your mind off your own discomforts
- Walk – a good brisk walk gets you fresh air and your blood flowing again
Try a combination of the above, such as a squeeze of lemon in a glass of cold water, taking calm breaths while walking the dog, and munching on pine nuts after taking a CBD tincture; who knows, upon your return you may be ready for another Delta 9 THC Gummy!
THIRD-PARTY LAB TESTED
Our Delta 9 THC Gummies have been third-party lab tested for potency; these comprehensive tests also ensure that no unwanted materials, including microbial, mycotoxins, heavy metals and pesticides, or foreign matter, are found in these premium Delta 9 THC products.
Due to the higher concentration of Delta 9 THC found in this edible product, Fern Valley Farms makes NO guarantee that any individual will be able to pass a drug test after consuming this product.
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All products contain less than 0.3% Δ9THC.
All customer reviews are the opinion of the reviewer, have not been evaluated by the FDA, and do not represent the opinion of Fern Valley Farms or their employees.
Due to the constantly shifting and widely varying legal landscape in the United States, Fern Valley Farms does not monitor state laws concerning cannabinoid possession and consumption. It is the responsibility of individual consumers to ascertain the legality of acquiring, possessing, and consuming various cannabinoids in the state in which they reside.