Hey, is it March already?!?!?
Wow, the year seems to be flying by already. Maybe that’s because we rarely have time to sit around thanks to the continuing flurry of orders we see coming in by the hour!
Mind you, we’re not complaining. Nothing warms our hearts more than the enthusiastic orders (along with many sweet notes from satisfied customers) that reach our store non-stop! It tells us better than anything else that we are doing our jobs right!
In the midst of our busy activities, we did pause long enough to design another fun and money-saving promotion that runs through the entire month of March. You impatient shoppers may have already found our March promotion simply by visiting our store.
(Remember, you never have to wait to read our monthly newsletter to take advantage of the monthly promotion. Each monthly promotion starts on the 1st of the month and runs until the final day of the month at midnight. You may just need to do a little bargain hunting to find our sale of the month before the newsletter is published.)
Are you feeling “kief-y” this month?
If so, this is the perfect time to stock up on your kief supplies, since the bulk of our kief is 20% OFF for the entire month of March!
If you’re not feeling “kief-y” right now, you still need to grab these deals while they last. That’s because, sooner or later, you will have your own “kief-y” moment, day, or month! And it would be a shame to be “kief-less” when you feel “kief-y”!!! 🙁
MARCH – THE MONTH OF THE KIEF!
With the plethora of new products crowding our shelves, it’s easy to overlook some of our original products that continue to deliver awesome results and physical relief.
That’s why we are declaring March to be the Month of the Kief! And with 20% OFF most* of our kief products, you should stock up and declare 2022 as your Year of the Kief!
Because our kief is so versatile and potent, customers are discovering all kinds of ways to consume it, from sprinkling it over freshly-ground hemp flower strains to cooking with kief. Of course, some purists simply enjoy it pure!
Any way you consume it, think of it as the original natural CBD concentrate!
Our kief has enjoyed a resurgence in interest and an increase in purchases, thanks to the high CBDA (or CBGA) content found in this powdery product. Of course, applying heat converts those compounds to CBD (or CBG) but many consumers are now enthusiastic about also consuming it in its raw form because of the different properties contained in CBDA (or CBGA).
The good news is that we are well-stocked with most kief hemp strains, so even with brisk sales, there is still plenty for you!
Check out our entire line of kief and get “kief-y” this March!
*The following kief strains are excluded from the monthly March promotion: Forbidden V, Sour Lifter, Lemon Octane, and Sour G.
GET YOUR GREEN ON FOR ST. PATRICK’S WEEKEND!!!
You don’t have to be Irish to go green this March 17th. Sure, those of you lucky enough to be born in the Land of Leprechauns and Limericks own the truest credentials but the rest of us less fortunate folks are grateful you let us join in on the fun!
And at Fern Valley Farms, we are all about stretching out fun celebrations. What that means to you is a full, fun weekend of Green Deals for you to grab and enjoy! Consequently, we are calling this our St. Patrick’s Weekend celebration!
Since the theme for this celebration is green, we picked the lowest-priced green products we could find: MOST* shake/trim, including Delta 8 and THC-O, will be 20% OFF during this celebration.
So mark your calendars and get your green on with our awesome St. Patrick’s Weekend celebration. In the untiring spirit of the Irish, this promo runs from Thursday, March 17th through Sunday, March 20!!!
*The following shake/trim strains are excluded from the St. Patrick’s Weekend promotion: Sour Lifter, Lemon Octane, Forbidden V, and Sour G.
CHECK OUT OUR WHOLESALE SITE!
We know most of you are here because you love fantastic hemp products at fair and reasonable prices. Of course, we always glow with pride when you good folks also sing the praises of our customer service department. We strive to get your orders out our door with as little delay as possible because we know how much you want your hemp goodies!
Well, if you love amazing products at mouthwatering prices, along with stellar customer service, you must visit our recently-launched FVF Wholesale site. This is where you will find bulk quantities of nearly every retail product we currently offer at our online retail store.
While the minimum purchase is $500, the discounts are more enticing than our everyday retail prices. Best of all, we don’t make you jump through a bunch of hoops to qualify. Some of our wholesale buyers are simply groups of friends who know how to make our great retail prices greater by combining their individual purchases into one large wholesale order.
Just register an account with us and you can examine our wholesale prices. Once you get a peek at the everyday deals available at our wholesale outlet, you may find a bunch of marketing ideas popping up in your head! If you have any questions or want to kick around some of your ideas, pop over to our contact page and send us a message. We always strive to get back to you as soon as possible.
LEMON OCTANE CBD FLOWER
We have so many new product types with which to tantalize you, such as vape cartridges, edibles, and ingestibles, but we don’t want to ignore our mainstay products that are the core of our enterprise. We are talking about our variety of hemp flower strains; our last harvest season in Fall 2021 yielded over a dozen different strains for your enjoyment and health.
So this month we are back to basics by highlighting one of our new hemp flowers strains from our recent harvest: Lemon Octane.When we selected this strain as part of last year’s crop, we were excited by all that this seed seemed to promise.
Well, we can say with certainty that this hemp flower strain did not disappoint. In fact, we declare that this particular strain performed well above and beyond its alluring promise.
One of the aspects of this particular strain that intrigues us is its classification as an Indica-dominant hybrid that is suitable for consumption day or evening. Most of us are used to thinking of Indica strains as good for evenings, due to the relaxation and ease discomfort that follows after a session.
With this amazing Lemon Octane, you get relief from discomfort and stress accompanied by a nice even flow of energy with a clear mind. This means if your day becomes particularly trying or intense, a session with Lemon Octane can ease any jitters and straighten out scattered thoughts. And let’s not overlook the fantastic flavor this CBD hemp flower strain offers: enjoy the aroma and taste of citrus and diesel overlaying an earthy-green balm.
We can talk all day about this amazing Lemon Octane CBD hemp flower strain but you are much better served by getting your own stash of this awesome flower! We even have some Indoor Lemon Octane available but you better grab it fast because we’re almost out of stock!
And don’t forget to use your March coupon to get an extra 5% OFF on this already awesome deal!
Okay, we just raved about our Lemon Octane CBD Flower but maybe you’re curious about what our customers think.
Of course, we encourage you to read all the reviews for our Lemon Octane CBD hemp flower strain but for this month’s Customer Kudos section we grabbed three of the most impressive reviews to give you a rounded perspective from various consumers.
This review was posted on December 7, 2021:
“Worthy of a quality review! At first open, your sense of smell is hit with a slight skunk and more profound diesel aroma and a small hint of citrus once close to the nose. Your eyes will open at that moment with surprise and anticipation. Wondering what more it could possibly offer. If you’ve never had it before….oh are you in for a treat. I used a dry herb vaporizer wanting to get that full on terpene profile. That first taste gives you a citrus sweet diesel and earthy combination across your tongue and through your mouth. Leaving you with excitement and wonder as you take your second and third puff. Just as you get to the fourth a wave fills your body and a smile ensues. While this is an indica dominant strain, it will bring some relaxation without that full on couch-lock that higher indicas are known for. You start to feel the stress melt away as your mind clears leaving you euphoric ready for the next task or the one your working on at the moment. Either way, you will be more than pleased when using this strain. My personal experience would be more day time use to get that little boost of creativity and a calming body feel to relieve anxiety and pain with its high caryophyllene content. The benefits don’t stop there either.
I highly recommend this strain and Fern Valley Farms as well.”
This review was posted on December 7, 2021:
“Loved the indoor so much I knew I had to try this right away. Amazing Beautiful fresh flowers, The effects from this strain are quite potent. Fern Valley puts a lot of love and care into their products and it truly shows. Everything I receive from them has truly helped improve my quality of life. Thank you!!”
This review was posted on January 15, 2022:
“Rolled a nice, uniformly tight joint consisting of some of the lemon octane cbd and some spectrum cbd kief. So nice.
Although cbd doesn’t affect your brain per se, when you feel good physically, that alone can affect your total well-being. This product does that in spades. No anxious thoughts. Super relaxed. Not couch locked but very chill right now. Also, my bad shoulder is nonexistent at the moment as well as the nerve pains I often get in my lower back and spine muscles.
Long story short, this is how I want to feel all the time. Thanks to Fern Valley Farms, I can. Good job guys. Keep up the phenomenal work.”
There isn’t much we can add to those reviews except for a sincere and hearty thank you to Coldwing, Nathan, and Charles for their authentic and enthusiastic testimonials!
CHILLING WITH CARYOPHYLLENE!
If sharp, strong, and spicy aromas and flavors put your salivary glands into a happy overdrive, you want to learn about caryophyllene.
The major variations for this terpene are β-Caryophyllene and trans-Caryophyllene. You may also run across humulene in some products; this is actually an isomer of β-Caryophyllene which is why you find similar properties and traits between caryophyllene and humulene.
It’s hard to miss the presence of caryophyllene in our various hemp flower strains, as it is typically a predominant terpene in many strains. Thanks to the significantly noticeable fragrances it emits, you can impress friends and acquaintances by casually sniffing a particularly aromatic Fern Valley Farms hemp bud and confidently declaring, “Yes, this Sour Suver Haze is rich in caryophyllene!”
HEMP EXPERT HINT: You can pick almost any Fern Valley Farms hemp flower strain and make such a declaration with certainty since this mighty terpene appears in nearly every hemp flower strain we cultivate! 😉
Actually, thanks to its particularly pungent presence, it contributes greatly to the overall fragrance of any hemp flower strain. So even when caryophyllene shows up in the second, third, or fourth position in terms of quantity (as measured by milligrams per gram), it will have a powerful influence on overall effects!
Keep in mind that it’s not only our wonderful hemp flower strains that offer up caryophyllene. Check out this list of herbs and spices where you can get more caryophyllene:
- Black Caraway
- Black Pepper
- Ylang Ylang
As you can see, none of these edible items are known for their subtle flavoring. You can thank caryophyllene for helping with that!
While pleasing our palate can be gratifying, let’s not overlook the physical effects that caryophyllene can deliver, including:
- Anxiety Relief
- Cholesterol Reduction
- Osteoporosis Prevention
- Soothe Swelling
With this variety of wellness properties, it should come as no surprise that caryophyllene appears in so many of our hemp flower strains. After all, we all can use some relief from discomfort and tension at some point in our life.
Now that you know the benefits that caryophyllene offers you, chances are you will start to notice this powerful terpene in many of our products. For most of our products, especially our hemp flower strains, as you examine the product details you will find a list of terpenes included.
By the way, the highlighted product of the month is our Lemon Octane CBD hemp flower strain which happens to boast β-Caryophyllene as the top terpene in its profile. If you are seeking an unusual Indica dominant strain rich in β-caryophyllene that is good both day or evening, look no further!
As many of you already know, we pay close attention to the terpene content in our products, from our original, organically cultivated hemp flower strains to the many other products developed by utilizing key elements derived from this miracle plant. If you want to learn more about terpenes in general or dive deeper into a terpene of particular interest to you, we recommend you visit and examine our Terpene Talk series.
KIEF-FILLED EGG-FREE PANCAKES!
An ancient dish that remains popular today, pancakes are versatile, easy to make, and require few ingredients. We chose a simple plant-based recipe for these awesome and delicious Kief-Filled Egg-Free Pancakes.
Yes, even without dairy products, you can cook up fat, fluffy, flavorful pancakes in no time flat! Even better, you can pack those luscious pancakes with cannabinoids!
Learn how by checking out this easy and yummy recipe for March.
Health isn’t about being “perfect” with food or exercise or herbs. Health is about balancing those things with your desires. It’s about nourishing your spirit as well as your body.
– Golda Poretsky
SAVE MORE WITH YOUR MARCH COUPON!
Don’t forget to grab your March coupon, good for 5% OFF on all non-sale items. You’ll find it in your newsletter email and can be used for every non-sale purchase throughout March.
Speaking of affordability, we also recommend our blog post, Save More Money at Fern Valley Farms, which is packed with even more money-saving ideas!
SEE YOU IN APRIL!
That’s it for this month’s newsletter but keep on the lookout for our next valuable and fun newsletter which will reach your mailbox in early April.
Until then, Happy Hemping!